Thursday, January 14, 2010

Entertainment Tonight-The Most Nauseating Hollywood concept.

I was recently challenged by the only guy that actually reads these semi intellectual posts of mine. The challenge was to find who can come up with the most idiotic thing in Hollywood -- be it a quote, an idea, or a random happening -- and explain how it is that these people are able to continue not only living in our society, but earning substantially more money than we are while doing it. You can visit Mr. Twisted’s blog’s at, and if you happen to run across this whilst googling a person on this you can play to.

Twisted made a mistake of electing a onetime event or production to be the stupidest thing in Hollyweird. A rookie mistake despite his age. Good luck next time.
My nomination…Entertainment Tonight (ET). How is a product that is marketed to a class of people that have NOTHING in common with ANYBODY headlining ET, able to have a valuable slot right before primetime? I have watched the show a couple of times patiently waiting for NBC”s other frustratingly mind numbing but surprisingly addictive shows. I must remind you I have only one channel. From this experience I gather my argument. But if you haven’t watched it, great! I might be able to prove my point all the more easily.

Anybody remember Sara Palin? Remember her hot teenage daughter Bristol? The one who took a celibacy vow and later got porked up by a dude named Levi Johnston? Well ET spent weeks covering this lucky smuck just because he nailed the hot daughter of someone who was almost famous. I did here she got a job on Fox News after she wrote here children’s book. Good thing she quit her governorship. But I digress. This is not about the Palin debacle. It’s about the coverage of it, or more to the point-the over coverage of a boy who couldn’t resist the urge to talk smack on national television.

This is just one example of the many “exclusive breaking stories” that ET broadcasts. Do you feel nauseous that ET produced it. Don’t! Feel nauseous that there is a market for this drivel. Don’t blame ET or NBC. Blame the masses that feel like they have a need for this information. If I could make a buck selling this stupid ass blog instead of writing because of the “fun” of it, believe me I would. And you would too.

I feel angry again. So this may not be what Mr. Twisted was looking for, but this is all I got.

I like Titties.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Quick question....

Does anybody know why you're not allowed to see your own password as you type it in? What's the point of it? To make the guy that might be standing behind you think all your passwords are a string of astrix? Who first thought this was a great idea?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Are our heroes not getting what they deserve:(

Oh, boy! I ran across this article from the Associated Press written by Kimberly Hefling. Here is the link:

It's about female veterans returning from war and not getting the same treatment that male soldiers get. The piece is heart touching, and it moved me enough to do what I can for them by advertising it on the net until these female warriors get exactly what they deserve. The way I have chosen to do this is by re-writing it word for word and putting my perspective in as needed. My comments will be in red and are not without experience. I have only done one combat tour with women, but my good friend Josh C. has done two and actually experienced combat. I would like to credit him with the research. Let us begin:

WASHINGTON-Nobody wants to buy them a beer. What the fuck? Every time I go to a bar some horny soldier, sailor, airman or Marine is buying these bitches a fucking drink. Even near military bases, female veterans who served in Iraq and Afghanistan aren't often offered a drink on the house as a welcome home. Except by the dudes that are still trying to get in their pants from deployment.

More than 230,000 American women have fought in those recent wars and at least 120 have died doing so, yet the public still doesn't completely understand their contributions on the modern battlefield. So it's a numbers game? 1,750,000 total male and female have deployed to the two theaters. This makes women about 13% of the total “fighting” force. I believe this is on par with total military strength. Nothing strange yet. They just want to serve their country too. But can they in the same capacity? Total deaths in both theaters is 5306 making the 120 deaths NOT 13% but a much smaller number-2.26% if you are curious! Equals????
For some, it's a lonely transition as they struggle to find their place. Yes, I agree. It can be hard going from the center of cock attention to being just another ugly girl.

Aimee Sherrod, an Air Force veteran who did three war tours (I have no fact basis on this but air force terms are not the infamous 12-15 month tours that COMBAT units are ordered. They are only six), said years went by when she didn't tell people she was a veteran. Uuuuggggghhhhhh???? Do you usually try to work it into a conversation? After facing sexual harassment during two tours (I thought it was three?) and mortar attacks in Iraq, the 29-year-old mother of two from Bells, Tenn., was medically discharged in 2005 with post-traumatic stress disorder. I'll give her odds that she was actually rapped. I believe it. What I also believe that sexual harassment is a part of the culture. It is terrible that it had to go to rape. I sincerely hope the male was punished accordingly IF HE ACTUALLY DID IT. I was sexually harassed too. Other dudes slapping my ass, showing me their giggly sticks while they make fun of on and so forth. And during that time mortar attacks on FOBs were common. So claiming one or the combination of the two caused her PTSD when males are not even though they experienced the same events, desperately begs the question what the fuck are females doing their! Males can do the job better on average than females when females on average take a greater part of the resources such as compensation for disability claims. It is a simple cost benefit analysis. It cost more to placate females into the military culture than the benefit they give. That is all I'm saying.

She's haunted by nightmares and wakes up some nights thinking she's under attack. She's moody as a result of PTSD and can't function enough to work or attend college. She is a female that got out of the military she is not used to working or thinking for herself. Like some other veterans, she felt she improperly received a low disability rating by the Department of Veterans Affairs (Kimberly! Males too, you twat!) that left her with a token monthly payment. She was frustrated that her paperwork mentioned she was pregnant, a factor she thought was irrelevant. Yes it probably was irrelevant, but not unexpected. And since you brought it up, Kim. The guys in general want to thank Aimee for being somebodies or some peoples fuck buddy, Aimee. But you should have went to the aid station and got some free condoms. "I just gave up on it and I didn't tell anyone about ever being in the military because I was so ashamed over everything," Sherrod said. Hindsight is 20/20.

Then Jo Eason, a Nashville, Tenn., lawyer working pro bono through the Lawyers Serving Warriors program, stepped in a few years later and Sherrod began taking home a heftier monthly disability payment. God bless lawyers and constitutionally protected females.
"I've never regretted my military service, I'm glad I did it," Sherrod said. "I'm not ashamed of my service. I'm ashamed to try and tell people about it because it's like, well, why'd you get out? All the questions that come with it." And, “Why did you get in if you knew there was a fucking war on and you obviously don't have the emotional fortitude?” “Do you know who the father is?” “Air force good choice. Safe.”

The Defense Department bars women from serving in assignments where the primary mission is to engage in direct ground combat. Thank God. We will see how long this last. But the nature of the recent conflicts, with no clear front lines, puts women in the middle of the action, in roles such as military police officers, pilots, drivers and gunners on convoys. In addition to the 120-plus deaths, more than 650 women have been wounded. Still with the numbers huh, Kim? I don't want to get carpal tunnel syndrome to reiterate my point.

Back home, women face many of the same issues as the men, but the personal stakes may be greater. Female service members have much higher rates of divorce and are more likely to be a single parent. Quit fucking around! Aimee should have made him wrap it up. Kids these days are so impetuous. When they do seek help at VA medical centers, they are screening positive at a higher rate for military sexual trauma, meaning they indicated experiencing sexual harassment, assault or rape. The numbers do support this and yet they keep coming back for more. Some studies have shown that female veterans are at greater risk for homelessness. The studies conducted by womens groups and feminazies.

Former Army Sgt. Kayla Williams, an Iraq veteran wrote about her experience in a book titled, "Love My Rifle More Than You: Young and Female in the U.S. Army." She said she was surprised by the response she and other women from the 101st Airborne Division received from people in Clarksville, Tenn., near Fort Campbell, Ky. She said residents just assumed they were girlfriends or wives of military men. Or otherwise useless because it's a well known COMBAT unit!
"People didn't come up to us and thank us for our service in the same way. Because maybe it wasn't. Maybe on average the females do not go to war, the deploy to a war zone. They didn't give us free beers in bars in the same way when we first got back," (I already did that joke) said Williams, 34, of Ashburn, Va. "Even if you're vaguely aware of it, it still colors how you see yourself in some ways."

Genevieve Chase, 32, of Alexandria, Va., a staff sergeant in the Army Reserves, said the same guys who were her buddies in Afghanistan didn't invite her for drinks later on because their wives or girlfriends wouldn't approve. Not exactly right. The same guys who were her buddies in Afghanistan didn't invite her for drinks later on because their wives would probably fuck them and they didn't need her.

"One of the hardest things that I had to deal with was, being a woman, was losing my best friends or my comrades or fuck buddy to their families," Chase said. It was that sense of loss, she said, that led her to get together with some other female veterans for brunch in New York last year. The group has evolved into the American Women Veterans, which now has about 2,000 online supporters, some of whom go on camping trips and advocate for veterans' issues. About a dozen marched in this year's Veteran's Day parade in New York. SHIT! Another organization that women need just to-theoretically-do the same job as men. Do anybody see a pattern or can I not express myself clearly in writing.

"We just want to know that when we come home, America has our back," Chase said. "That's the biggest thing. Women are over there. Doing what exactly? You want to feel like you're coming home to open arms, rather than to a public that doesn't acknowledge you for what you've just done and what you just sacrificed."

Rachel McNeill, a gunner during hostile convoys in Iraq, said she was so affected by the way people treated her when they learned she fought overseas that she even started to question whether she was a veteran. And here we have a women questioning herself. Stop the presses. Maybe you know what you did, Rachel, or rather what you didn't do or didn't do as well.
She described the attitudes as "Oh, you didn't do anything or you were just on base," I would describe these attitudes as correct 99% of the time. And Rachel, if you looked at the female military on average and objectfully, you would too. said McNeill, who suffers from post concussive headaches, ringing in her ears, and other health problems related to roadside bomb blasts. The 25-year-old from Hollandale, Wis., was a sergeant in the Army Reserves.
She said she seemingly even got that response when she told the VA staff in Madison, Wis., of her work. She said she was frustrated to see in her VA paperwork how what she told them had been interpreted.
"It would say like, 'the patient rode along on convoys,' like I was just a passenger in the back seat," McNeill said.
Other women have had similar complaints. The VA leadership has said it recognizes it needs to do more to improve care for these veterans, and as part of changes in the works, female coordinators are in place at each medical center to give women an advocate. Another example of how the military changes and expends resources to keep women in the ranks. Who are a resource themselves, but not an efficient one. They are not a resource that can handle the job as well as their male counter parts. And they sure cannot do it without demanding special needs. The agency is also reviewing comments on a proposal to make it easier for those who served in non-infantry roles — including women — to qualify for disability benefits for PTSD.

Sen. Patty Murray, a member of the Senate Veterans' Affairs committee, recently asked VA Secretary Eric Shinseki and Defense Secretary Robert Gates to ensure that service members' combat experience is included on their military discharge papers, so later they can get benefits they are entitled to. Deployments are already on discharge papers. What the fuck is this FEMALE lawmaker wanting. “This is a female so we need special attention here.”???
Research has shown that a lack of validation of a soldier's service can make their homecoming more difficult. Research hasn't shown that it's poor leadership.

"What worries me is that women themselves still don't see themselves as veterans, so they don't get the care they need for post-traumatic stress syndrome or traumatic brain injury or even sexual assault, which obviously is more unique to women (What's unique to women. That's what it all boils down to.) , so we still have a long ways to go," said Murray, D-Wash.
Chase said one challenge is getting female veterans to ask for changes. Really? That's been a problem?

"Most of us, because we were women service members, are so used to not complaining and not voicing our issues, because in the military that's considered weak. True! Nobody wants to hear the girl whine," Chase said. But they still fucking do!
McNeill said that when she's been out at restaurants and bars with the guys in her unit, they make sure she gets some recognition when the free beers go around.
"They'll make a point ... usually to say, 'She was over there with us, she was right next to us,'" McNeill said. Probably a transportation unit.

My point is this. If females want to serve their country, I think that is great. We just have to figure out a way to do it more efficiently. Kim is trying to make known a problem that only OIF and OEF female veterans belove exist. That they are not being recognized for works that they didn't do. Aimee was in the fucking Air Force. I shouldn't need to say more. The only stress the women get over there is to gain the knowledge that their male comrades don't respect them but have to tolerate them. Women in the military have to be given every opportunity men get or they get to file what is called and EO complaint (equal opportunity). And this is true even in a tactical environment.

Women aren't guaranteed a fucking beer upon their return. It's not in their fucking contract. And this EO complaint thing only works in the military so thank you Kim for illustrating to us that female vets need special treatment again. But no surprise here. What does surprise me is that-despite their lack of trying-it's still “this man's army.” And though I hate to discard any potential resource at all. This one just cost too much to be useful. However, despite the stories and numbers of women not being treated fairly, there seams to be a constant supply of women in the ranks. So the army must be getting something right. Just not right enough to shut these bitches up. GET OVER IT! Consider it a part of your “sacrifice” that you don't get treated equally. And they don't get treated fairly. It disgusts me how much a good pair of titties gets away with stateside or overseas. I'm actually getting angry just thinking about it so I'm signing off.

Remember what titties are for.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dating Web Site Critique

Because I spend all my time bitching about shit you might find amusing, I'm not to successful with the ladies. I joined some dating web sites to release my potential children. By that I mean sex. Well, I've noticed that there's some problems with a couple of the profiles that girls come up with. And so the fun begins.....

First off, there are some ugly people out there. If you don't have all your teeth or some kind of hideous, you need to go to the dating website for mutants. Ya'll are pretty much a lost cause. The next group of people on here that require my comments I actually respect. There is a group of women that prey on little nerds like me and seduce them for money. These sirens of the net e-wink and e-flirt with us making us believe that somebody in Hong Kong actually wants nerd penis. In actuality these teen seductors want we e-pimps to register for sites and spend some money trying to see some virtual titties. Personally I'm a member of 13. These lovely ladies are learning valuable skills that prepare them for the future. Namely marketing for obvious reasons, but also debate. "No I don't think I could afford" "Oh, but, baby, I want you to see me dance for you in my undies for the low price of $20 a minute." "Me too. Let me get my mommies credit card." Good job ladies. No longer are you confined the strip clubs and street corners to pay for college. Now you can exploit your only gift from the comfort of your own home. xoxo ;)

Now this next group of people are the ones that actually got me mad enough to log of off World of Warcraft. These are the girls that are too fucked up to get a piece in the real world that resort-like me-to the world wide web. Except these ladies fuck shit up on the web too. This is the situation...if you say that you want to have a long term relationship please don't put up pictures that show what a whore you would like to be.

"I'm looking for a real man for a long term relationship. Don't contact me if your looking for straight sex. I won't respond." That is a summary/gist of the profiles that I'm referring to. Two things wrong with that. 1) wrong website for relationship looking web surfers. 2) Claiming that you want a serious relationship and putting up pictures of your lopsided boobies and shoving a Coke bottle up you twat that looks like and Arby's sandwich. It just sends a mixed message. Please, psycho surfers, the Internet is a place where we can be somebody else so you don't have to be annoying. Save some cyber space for we non-crazy dysfunctional people that actually know what we want. Thank you for your time, but you piss me off.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

NBC's "Mercy"

First of all I noticed trend in the new TV programs coming out in the last couple of years. The producers, writers, actors, or whoever has a new concept that they can now utilize. This is the, "Iraqi war vet" concept. Characters on new television series' now are Iraqi war vets.

It is interesting to note that, to my knowledge, there aren't any Afghanistan veteran characters that we may stereotype, but That's probably because the media hasn't been fucused on Afghanistan till recently. However, I digress. The trend that I noticed in the programs don't necessarily put the character in a bad light all the time, but instead makes them dysfunctional or on anti-anxiety meds (or the like) because they spent time in Iraq. Where do the people who develope the concepts get them. It just seems lazy to me.

One show in particular that I'm blasting in this blog is NBC's “Mercy.” OK, I've only seen one episode, but that was more than enough for me to deduce that the show has two writers. One with a clue and one with a lazy stereotype. The one with a clue accurately portrays a woman who (let's be honest here) rates a five maybe a six on a scale of ten. However, take the same girl and put her in Iraq, she suddenly becomes a 35. Now with all this new attention she's getting in Iraq, the once sweet and caring nurse becomes a whore and breaks her wedding vows. Good job writer because you nailed it.

The second writer, the one that gets it aaaaallllllllll wrong, needs to pay an E-1 that's been down range for 10 minutes $50 for a day to become a technical advisor. And this is why. The only episode I watched has the Mercy girl waking up from a nightmare which implies that she has some level of post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). This is where I throw my bullshit flag. Or in this case bullshit panties. First of all any chick with a rating of four and over does not get put in harms way. As long as you don't look ugly, you stay in the rear. It just works out that way. Yes, women can be in the Army, and some have died. But not one that's not ugly and in a medical unit. These “free spirited” ladies deal with the guys that have actually been in harm's way. It is, I concede, likely that she saw blood. It is not likely that she has PTSD from actually seeing combat like the writer is trying to imply. It doesn't happen. End of story.

It is to you second writer that I write this blog. I thank you for fucking up. It is because of you that society will believe that women actually belong in a war. It is because of you that women will actually end up in combat. It is because of you that standards are and will continue to drop across the board and in the end cost lives. Thanks again keep up the good work.